The only coin that understands your pain. Made by degenerates, for degenerates. We're not crying, you're crying. Actually, we're all crying. ðŸ˜
We're a support group disguised as a memecoin. Every holder is verified broke and emotionally damaged. Perfect qualifications if you ask us.
Our X communiity is basically therapy but with more sob emojis. Our Twitter is where we collectively cope with our life choices. Join us. Misery loves company, and company loves 1000x returns.
Because every other coin is lying to you. "Revolutionary technology" this, "changing the world" that. We're honest: this is just a crying emoji with a contract address. And somehow that's more trustworthy.
No fake roadmaps promising stuff we'll never deliver. No "partnerships" with your cousin's startup. No "utility" beyond making you feel something. We offer tears, community, and the slim possibility you won't regret this in 3 months.
Contract = Renounced. Liquidity = Burned. Our financial planning = Nonexistent. Developer wallets = Empty (we bought at the top like everyone else).
There's no team allocation because there's no team. There's no marketing wallet because we can't afford marketing. There's no "ecosystem fund" because the ecosystem is literally just you crying at charts.
100% of tokens went to fair launch. 100% of holders are crying. 100% chance this is the dumbest investment you'll make today. But hey, at least we're honest about it. ðŸ˜